I wish there was a way ot give a 6th star to Ronald’s.
First, let me say that I am glad I don’t live in Vegas. Not because I would lose all my money playing 3 card poker, or become a cokehead, or get syphilis from a stripper. I am grateful because if I lived in Vegas, Ronald’s Donuts would have me weighing about 400 pounds.
The last time I was in Vegas, I landed at the airport, got my rental car, and drove to Ronald’s Donuts, bought a dozen donuts and a metric orgasm of donut holes. Then I went to my hotel. The next day my wife flew in, and….. I met her at the airport with a bag of donut holes.
Saying that Ronald’s has good donuts is like saying the Sistine Chapel has good graffiti or Road House was a good movie.
These donuts are the alpha and the omega. If Jesus made donuts, they would suck compared to Ronald’s.
I am going to Vegas in September, and the thing I am most excited about isn’t the gambling, not the strippers, not even the Mexican guys on the strip handing out escort business cards. It’s the easily 1 pound apple fritter at Ronald’s. I love apple fritters, but since I had the apple fritter at Ronald’s, I have just been chasing the dragon.
My wife will cut you for one of the Boston Cremes, and she’s a damn Buddhist.
Seriously, the donuts at Ronald’s are better than Krispy kreme, better than Dunkin Donuts, better than all of them. Sure, they don’t do the wacky stuff like Voodoo Donuts in Portland, but I don’t really want a donut shaped like a voodoo doll.
There are a million places to eat in Vegas, a million things to do. But this place is a must stop.
I flew two dozen donuts in my luggage back to Virginia just to take them to work, sadly, only 18 arrived.
And no, I did not think the photos below the write a review box were helpful, I thought they were erotica.
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